Heads Lifestyle's 2023 Highly Curated Holiday Gift Guide
Getting just the right holiday gift is never simple, so this year we got good and stoned and let mischief guide our choices. The following pot pourri of bits and bobs won’t help with your list much but it will put you in a festive mood. So spark up and read on…
Cannabis Santal Eau de parfum
For the Earth Mama on your list, Cannabis Santal Eau de parfum by Fresh is just the thing. The woody blend of earthy cannabis and patchouli is truly intoxicating and comes in a stunning apothecary-style glass bottle. Down to earth and head in the heavens.
Top: Plum, Bergamot, Italian Orange
Middle: Patchouli, Earthy cannabis, Rose
Bottom: Vanilla, Musk, Dark Chocolate, Vetiver
Pickle Dilluxe: Sparkling Pickle Water
For the fermented foodie, this is briny! Pickle Dilluxe is sparkling pickle water by Burdock Brewery. Yes, they take actual pickle brine and magic it into a lightly salty, dilly, garlicky, and surprisingly refreshing treat. Toast the holiday season with pickle Champagne!
Inflatable Corgi Pool Float
Adorable corgis floating in a pool, need we say more? Korean artist Hermalang has designed an entire collection dedicated to our favourite canine of short stature. Perfect for dog lovers, pool dwellers and anyone who likes inflatables.
If they’re into tiptoeing around the tulips, these Monstera Mules are on point! Where does plant end and human begin? Who cares when you’ve got leaves on your feet?! Perfect footwear for communing with Mother Nature.
Soft and flexible material for maximum comfort.
Made from 20-25% recycled EVA.
Designed in Spain.
Yeti/Abominable Snowman Costume
For the prankster on your list, the Yeti Costume by Undeadmonsters says, I appreciate you! With thick white fur, pale skin and a terrifyingly realistic mask, each Abominable Snowman Costume is custom-made to size. Give them the gift of unlimited mischievous capers.
Desert Snake Floral
Sarah Ryan Studio
If they have a head, they need a hat. The Desert Snake Floral burgundy trucker-style twill hat offers just the right Carlos Castaneda vibe. Hand-stitched by the artist, the felt and embroidered details in rust, blue and bright red makes this a one-of-a-kind gift.
The Social Sativa Quicks
If you think picking gifts for your loved ones if tricky, try spending an extended amount of time with the fam. The stoner-introvert on your list will thank you from the bottom of their cannabis-filled lungs when they open The Social Sativa Quicks from Lowell Farms. Ideally let them enjoy their gift before the festivities begin.
The Social Sativa Quicks are packed with a blend of pungent strains to provide a pleasant energy boost. Hints of berry, pepper, and citrus help fuel any social experience. Quicks come with 10 smokes per pack.
Current strain blend:
78% Sour Kosher
22% East Coast Sour Diesel (ECSD)
What does the serious grower truly want? A fuckin’ awesome John Deere tracker, of course! The John Deere Sub-Compact Tracker has all the power and add-ons any committed gardener needs, wants, and must have! Easy to attach/detach loader and tiller make this the premium solution for cannabis cultivation.
Humboldt Seed Company
For the nostalgic toker, who loves gardening as much as smoking, Granny Candy seeds from Humboldt Seed Company are the gift that will blossom joy. Granny Candy smells and tastes just like the treats your gram used to set out for special company—sweet flavours of pineapple and strawberry bonbons. This powerfully energizing strain tops out at 32% THC and delivers big on yields with frosty purple buds oozing terpenes.
20% Indica/80% Sativa
Harvest: 50-55 Days
Multiple Mask Machine Wall Art
Scroll down your list and you’ll certainly find just the right recipient for Joan Seed’s subversive art. The Automaton series celebrates the animated dolls that once told fortunes or entertained visitors during the Golden Age of Automata. These empty shells that mimic human beings foreshadowed the rise of artificial intelligence and the eventual emptying of the soul as we surrendered control to the robots who rule over our lives. A cheery and evocative artwork for any décor!
Framed 18” x 18”
Museum-quality premium Epson photo paper
Wild & Precious Life
For the vinyl junky, Duane Betts’ triumphant debut solo album, Wild & Precious Life is full of sharply-crafted songs written in a state of deep reflection, offering a timeless version of American music that could have blanketed FM radio airwaves during any number of decades. Recorded at Swamp Raga Studio in Jacksonville direct to 2-inch analog tape during a series of live studio performances, the ten-song collection captures the emotional release of overcoming struggle, appreciating life's fleeting nature, and celebrating the joy of being present. Wild and precious, indeed!
Remember Where You Stashed Your Weed
This is no garden-variety memory aid; this is high grade Wizard Formula! Get it while you can for the absentminded pothead on your list. You’ll both be grateful.
Plastic bag, colour image printed on cardboard, pill
7.5 X 13 cm
Edition of 1000
Kühe kuscheln: Wie die Tiere und ich ein neues Leben begannen
For book lovers, nothing is quite so enjoyable as a crisp new title to read over the holidays. Cuddling Cows sets a cosy mood with the extraordinary tale of Joar Berge’s dream of setting up an animal sanctuary and following his heart to inner happiness through his animal-human relationships. Personally, we never get tired of watching Joar cuddle his cows. If you don’t read German, now’s the time to learn a new language.
Nightmare Christmas Krampus Wrapping Paper
Some of us really don’t like Christmas, and enjoy gift-giving even less. Embrace your inner Grinch with this darkly disturbing Christmas wrapping paper. They may not thank you; let them eat fruitcake!
Hot Dog Candy Canes
You already know who’ll love these wiener candy canes—nephews, nieces, and anyone who dares to ask you to participate in an under $10 gift exchange. Hot Dog Candy Canes evoke the nostalgic memories of school lunches and backyard BBQs. These cheeky red and white canes taste like a sweet, meaty hot dog.
Set of six red & white candy canes
5-1/4" tall with hot dog flavouring
You’ll relish them
Bun not included
Canna All Over Print Pullover Hemp Hoodie
For over 25 years, Satori has been a pioneering purveyor of sustainable, slow fashion. Their high-quality organic hemp clothing is made without the use of chemicals. Hemp wears in, it doesn't wear out, so with each wash the hoodie gets softer and more comfy. Perfect gift for the stylish cannaphile.
55% Hemp/45% Organic Cotton
Myrcene Munchies Apron
For the foodie on your list who commandeers the kitchen and whips up the most divine munchies, this apron by The Phytos loves a good mess! Made from 100% organic cotton with adjustable straps and an extra large front pocket with two compartments, the Myrcene Munchies Apron is emblazoned with original artwork by IG@drew.palette. For cannabis-inspired recipes check out: Heads Eats.
Farmer Dave and the Wizards Of The West
Second Summer, produced by jam-band guru Dave Schools, is a sprawling psychedelic soul masterpiece. It comes in an airbrushed Ltd. gatefold sleeve, pressed on premium Swedish vinyl. Farmer Dave is a founding member of the West Coast cosmic americana band Beachwood Sparks and plays with folks like Kurt Vile, Jenny Lewis and Elvis Costello. Leading the Wizards, he finds his own voice of LOVE and the sound of earth, water, sky and beyond.
A stoned odyssey across the dive bars, neon-lit motels, and lost highways of the American West. Author J.D. O’Brien draws inspiration from his own lived experiences in this saga of a dope-smoking, Nudie suit-wearing bail bondsman. A real page-turner for the bookhound on your list.
Cannivore Hemp Organic Basic Tee
Still can’t find the perfect gift for the stoner in your life? We’ve got your back with our ultra soft Cannivore Hemp Organic Basic Tee. Made in the U.S.A. from 60% hemp and 40% organic cotton, and certified GOTS, it comes shipped in candy cane striped upcycled yarn cones. And because we’re feeling festive, we’ll include bonus hemp socks and some super stickers.