Employee #420
How to not look stoned in the cubicle jungle
Do you find yourself sitting in your cubicle at the office, counting the seconds ‘til you can get home and spark up a rehumanizing spliff? Are you tempted to light one up on your lunch break, but worried that your unreasonable, abstemious boss will sack your hide for being high on the job? Well leave the worrying to others, and bring your weed to work, because here are six infallible ways to partake in the pleasures of pot at the office, without letting anyone onto the fact that you’re completely wrecked off your ass.